tetheredtay:

ohsavannah:

cl0ved:

noreliefinwaking:

hiddlediddle:

The many identities of Stanley Tucci.

#if morgan freeman is god #then stanley tucci is jesus

Never have I seen a more accurate tag.

But where’s Burlesque… then again, his character in Burlesque was like TDWP. 

I LOVE HIM

He needs to be in The Book Thief.

Dear Residents who decided not to pick up the pile of trash on their floor.

I guess you really don’t want your deposit back. 

 

trexwithashiner:

i feel purdy todayyy. except i think i had too much coffee so i’m all wonk. lakjdla. hopefully productivity will be had. 

mmmm pretty alexxxxxx

trexwithashiner:

i feel purdy todayyy. except i think i had too much coffee so i’m all wonk. lakjdla. hopefully productivity will be had. 

mmmm pretty alexxxxxx

My future marketing campaign for my hookah bar….

My future marketing campaign for my hookah bar….

Then I remembered, “That’s Right, my body doesn’t let me sleep in during the summer”WHYAMIBECOMINGOLDDDDD? 

Then I remembered, “That’s Right, my body doesn’t let me sleep in during the summer”

WHYAMIBECOMINGOLDDDDD? 

idespise1d:

The things I do/think of when I’m bored.

idespise1d:

The things I do/think of when I’m bored.

(Source: mathclassboner, via buryhatchets)

shockedsherlock:

ratherdielaughing:


AMERICA

AMsamdk


“There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that” 

shockedsherlock:

ratherdielaughing:

AMERICA

AMsamdk

“There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that” 

(Source: qoafosho, via shhlindsey)

The Avengers | F.R.I.E.N.D.S AU

(idea by Jess)

So no one told you avenging was gonna be this way…

(Source: assvenger, via ladyriboflavin)

(Source: sam-v, via thesirencall)